The Battery Park Post

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me:
cuuuuurtled
me:
just give me half a
me:
coffeeeee
me:
something to wake me
me:
concrete donuts
me:
i gotta find an angleeee
me:
prinkled with mold
me:
it's getting bad out there
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papers is all i go
me:
it's eighty eight degr
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jack says to change my s
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wish i could catch a br
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maybe it's worth a shot
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can catch is fleas
me:
AND IF I HATE THE HEADLINE I'LL MAKE UP A HEADLINE AND I'LL SAY ANYTHING I HAFTA

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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